Right so I have a Tinder lunch date with a guy who keeps sending me voice messages in different accents.
So he is either really good at accents, or I am about to meet his entire office for a “group hang”.
Also, it’s a lunch date. There will be food right? I’m allowed to eat on a date? Coz I’m hungry and craving pizza.
Also he keeps asking me questions about my businesses so this may just be a work meeting with his office…… maybe I should wear a suit!!
Side note, my clothes weren’t wet when I put them on, but got wet in the rain. Obviously a theme for the weekend!!

Update. He’s cute but also 7 years younger than me and shorter (which seemed to bother him). This difference in our drinks highlights our height difference (and our size difference!!). Big girl problems

And of course, I wore the worst outfit ever… with heels!!!
I literally look like hulk in that nothing fits and I am clearly not supposed to wear ankle swinger jeans.
Bursting out my clothes

The hair game was strong…. but made me much taller than he was!!!
Yup, he wants to see me again. He either likes Hulk…… or needs someone to block the sun for him