So I got my implant fixed today (at a different clinic). Inserted correctly and I watched to make sure.
The cute nurse guy said to me “it won’t be effective for at least a week so have a couple of condoms to see you through the week”. He then handed me a sealed envelope with a wink and I placed it in my bag.
Turns out the NHS think I am a bloody sex beast as I just opened the envelope to find 40 condoms!!!!!
Like what the hell am I going to do with 40 condoms in a week? Make the dogs little swim caps??? Nicely lubricated shoes for Folly???
I feel he has set me a challenge that I cannot live up to
#condomfail #condomshoesfordogs